Welcome creatures, beasts, and monstrosities.

This cognitohazard of a collective from beyond the boundaries of space welcomes you to our personal site. Here, you will find updates about our latest musical projects and uploads related to the Cosmic Blender. We hope you enjoy your time here, and remember to leave the portal open when you exit. An eldritch horror has to enter reality sometimes to get groceries, you know.

Please, browse and feel around. Explore and sate your curiosity.

I will be here when you return.

What is "Cosmic Blender"?

Cosmic Blender is an experimental glitch and future bass inspired electronic music project put together by a plural system full of disabled queer nonhuman entities. The front runner is a pink eldritch shapeshifting salamander known as The Longing, Orchid, or by their VTuber name "Pink Jester."

We create music based around our plurality, nonhumanity, and trauma, and we pair that music with otherworldly visuals meant to represent ourselves. Consider it an experiment in self-expression.

If you are interested in hearing more of our music, head over to our creations page and hit play on any track the suits your fancy. Our albums have a minimum price of 9 USD to own by themselves, but we offer a discount for buying our whole discography on Bandcamp. Aside from that, we offer several free/pay what you want songs that are also free to use in your own projects. Make sure to check the licensing on each release, yeah?

All art for the Cosmic Blender project is drawn or modeled by our own system. We make everything with our own paws.

STAMPS